My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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