When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I need a beard to bite.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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