doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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