Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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