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(616): View more from Michigan

If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.

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(616): If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet. http://tfl.nu/k138

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today

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(715): ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today http://tfl.nu/9i5r

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.

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(203): he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him. http://tfl.nu/z649

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm on page 4.

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Im on beer infinity

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(706): I'm on page 4. (678): Im on beer infinity http://tfl.nu/an89

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa

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I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...

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(603): Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa (603): I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel... http://tfl.nu/ns98

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(315): View more from New York

I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do

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(315): I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do http://tfl.nu/m83n

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(402): View more from Nebraska

you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls

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(402): you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls http://tfl.nu/fn2c

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(631): View more from New York

figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.

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(631): figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard. http://tfl.nu/oj4g

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(785): View more from Kansas

im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.

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(785): im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit. http://tfl.nu/en3h

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.

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(832): Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right. http://tfl.nu/ngre

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(510): View more from California

I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.

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(510): I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it. http://tfl.nu/j8q4

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(907): View more from Alaska

Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador

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(907): Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador http://tfl.nu/015q

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me

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(732): I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me http://tfl.nu/tpku

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.

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(304): I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket. http://tfl.nu/s9lg

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.

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We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.

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(248): I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed. (810): We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team. http://tfl.nu/dgq9

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