There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.