HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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