Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
it glows. i had to have it.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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