making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
His nipple licking is glorious
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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