Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The beer is more important than you right now.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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