is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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