Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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