: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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