So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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