i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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