What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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