i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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