Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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