I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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