Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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