Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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