Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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