so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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