Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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