Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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