remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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