My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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