We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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