i just wanna soil my oats bro
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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