Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
there was a trapeze. enough said
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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