Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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