physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Randomize
