Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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