I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think I sprained my soul last night
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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