And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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