She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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