no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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