i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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