Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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