hotel room ftw
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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