those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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