I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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