Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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