Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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