after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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