in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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