Dual....:-)
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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