have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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