Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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