:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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