Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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