fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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