Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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