i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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