Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
