It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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