WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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